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February 25, 2012 / themrtinney

The Possible Posts… or… “Your title here”

I was told recently by a reader that my posts have had a bit more bite and sarcasm lately and I should consider relaxing.  Maybe try a more light-hearted topic.  Perhaps some therapy?  Why not!?

Here are some possible future post titles that might fall into this, er, category.?  Please feel free to endorse your favorite, or suggest your own using the poll provided by my buddies at polldaddy.   They are numbered for your convenience and, because as many of you know, I have a number fetish.  I find “2” particularly fashionable.  Anyway, here you go:
  1. Fluffy bunnies and cute kittens… or… Never juggle live animals and running chainsaws.
    Suffice it to say a lesson was learned here not soon forgotten.  Chainsaws are not to be played with… particularly with bunnies in play since they offer poor grip and high slip.  Kittens at least have the dignity to make noises on impact.  Thank you kittens.
  2. Finding peace in life… or… My rich Grandma finally died.
    Now, this may sound callious and heartless, but that’s only because it is.  Hey, you have to meet someone before judging.  Grandma is a cross between a razor strapped chicken foot and a UFC fighter… and that’s just addressing her poor disposition.   You should meet her on a bad day.  Knitting needle right in the voice box my friend.
  3. I miss my dog… or… Why the driveway is not a “safe place” to tie up pets.
    Should not have named the dog Crunch.  Other dog, named Fire, strangley enough is in hiding.
  4. Remember I love you…. just a little more than I want to punch you in the face.
    Isn’t that the way some relationships go?  You love him.  He loves you.  You want to punch him but you don’t… most of the time.  This could be my dysfunctional upbringing, but don’t most couples put each other in headlocks in a drunken stupor like WWE superstars?
  5. The soft side of men… or… The case for Viagra.
    This post would be about the struggles of aging and penises.  What part of the title confused you?

How about a vote then?  Ready, set, go:


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  1. sporepigfish / Feb 25 2012 11:52 am

    wow, after I vote it ties up to 1/3 to 1/3 to 1/3. What a coincidence! Please come by to read my funny stories.

    • mrtinney / Feb 25 2012 11:55 am

      Most definitely will! Thanks for the stop in.

    • mrtinney / Feb 25 2012 11:57 am

      now 1/4 … my vote to test the poll is in there too –

      • sporepigfish / Feb 25 2012 12:05 pm

        hum… that means the next person that brings it back to 1/4 would be the coincidence, sorry being nerdy here

      • mrtinney / Feb 25 2012 12:11 pm

        nerdy or accurate? I don’t do math. When asked to figure exact change I curl up into the fetal position – sadly, not good for tips.

  2. clownonfire / Feb 25 2012 11:54 am

    When I was in university and head of the faculty’s newspaper, we had published an edition on The Absurdists, which brought us the wrath of the school board, who demanded we tone down on the sarcasm and the intellectuality of our content. So for the following edition, we made a whole Color-by-number book out of the newspaper, using the school board’s money. It was my last edition.

    • mrtinney / Feb 25 2012 12:03 pm

      …and perhaps your finest edition as well? My humble opin… looking at your goods now…. I mean on that is.

      • clownonfire / Feb 25 2012 12:07 pm

        There were glorious images of paint-by-numbers Santas and unicorns. A masterpiece, nothing less.

        Hope you enjoy my jewels.

      • Sfiso / Jun 1 2012 10:43 pm

        hi smitty, i only call you that bascuee that’s what my uncle ray noble calls you i remember when life goes on was so popular and uncle ray told us he knew you, my nephew, very young at the time didn’t believe him so uncle ray got him an autographed picture for him from you! we just talked about you on thanksgiving, i was telling uncle ray how phenomenal the event is, i told him that you play the vp and he kind of chuckled. well, being able to contact you is awesome and it would be so cool if you responded, take care!

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